Black Hawk Down my pants

That Black Hawk Down movie is really getting on my nerves, and I’ve never seen it. Put aside the fact that it’s a war film by Jerry Bruckheimer, and just TRY to ignore the advertising. “Critics everywhere are saying Black Hawk Down is the best film of the year”. 1: If these critics are everywhere, I wish they’d show themselves. The idea of invisible movie critics hovering over my left shoulder really creeps me out. 2: If you call something the “best whatever of the year” and it’s January, you go to jail.

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