I saw a guy with tattoos on his scalp the other day. He still had all his hair, it was just buzzed really short so the tattoos could show through. I figure that’s pretty safe as long as the hair doesn’t go away. Then I thought I should get tattoos on my scalp, but I’d get one on the back of my head, just a bit above the neck line that says “I am bald”. Proactive acceptance. If that goes well, I might consider one along the top that says “no combover will save you”, in case I get amnesia like that Memento guy. Yes, I AM aware that that’s my second Memento reference lately. No need for a tattoo about that. The movie just inspired me, is all. It’s gotta be cheaper to just get tattoos than buy all those batteries for a PDA.