There’s a guy in Australia who changed his name, and I guess the country’s trying to get him to change it back or something, because they won’t let him get a passport. Prime Minister John Piss the Family Court and Legal Aid isn’t going down without a fight, but the fact that it’s an adopted name is a real sign of poor planning. Remember to name your children after political offices and royal titles at birth people, ’cause later is too late. Actually, I think Germany and Quebec have official departments of names that have to ok the names first, kinda the Department of Preventing Schoolyard Abuse, so timing and geography are key.