I got to see a Kung Fu the Legend Continues episode this weekend. Here’s a helpful cultural interaction primer I assembled as I sat through the show: Observe… as I… talk slowly… just like… David Carradine… who is… Chinese… I guess…. I don’t actually know much about the Kung Fu story, is he supposed to be Chinese? Does he talk slowly because he’s a Shaolin priest? I hope not, because that might make watching Shaolin Soccer difficult. er.
Ok, no joke, I’ve been looking for this for many many years, and now it’s coming out on DVD. I’m hoping that this is an indication of how great my week’s going to go. Also kinda on the movie theme, I fogot to mention that I saw a car with a vanity plate of “SHIBBY”, so I just did. It was a white cadillac.
We went to see Star Wars again, which was incredibly expensive for a movie that’s been out so long. I’m hardly talking about the admission fee at all, it’s more about the three wacky transit systems we had to navigate to get to the theatre. Still fun. They had one of those movie magazines at the theatre, and after looking at the upcoming movies, I feel a need to quit my job, move to Hollywood, and pick up my damned movie check. Come on, “rap singer Eminem plays a young Detroit rapper who expresses his anger through music“? I can’t imagine a porn script that’s harder to write than that.
Quick tip if you’re going to get a season pass at Canada’s Wonderland: wear a white hat. You digitized photo will be pretty much blank for half your head, and um, some people will find it easier to look surprisingly like you. Of course, these same people will be disappointed that they spent so much time mastering some weird smile and then the guy at the turnstile doesn’t even look at the photo, which also makes the “wear a white hat” advice pretty meaningless, but it’s still more fun.
I’m really enjoying these 10 hour a night naps I’ve been taking lately. Sadly, on a regular work schedule, that would mean going to bed at eight, so…yeah anyway.