New guy started work today. New guy needed to be let into the building, and I needed to spend the day showing him the ropes. New guy mentioned in the interview process that he’s a morning person. New guy confirmed that he’d be in around 8. I normally don’t get dressed until 8:30, which meant one of us had to make a change. I lost the coin flip, so I’m in at 8, mildly groggy, waiting for new guy. New guy got stuck in traffic and didn’t make it in until 9, which is when I normally drag my ass in. Ack.