2 am: Finally fall asleep
10 am: Wake up, have waffles
noon: Back to bed
Next five hours: Answer the phone, look at the clock in disgust, fall back asleep.
5 pm: Finally get up and get some stuff done. I don’t know if I’m just terminally lazy or if all the 6 am workouts finally broke me, but damn it, I’m chalking it up to an unwillingness to wear pants. Anyway, it makes a better story than “went to work” when people ask me about my weekend.