Managed to convince a coworker to go with me to the local Vietnamese vegetarian restaurant for a celebration (I was celebrating that she was buying), which is great, because I’m getting annoyed more and more lately when I eat near carcasses. The ambiance got ruined about 10 minutes in when a group of 15 year old girls walked in with McDonald’s bags. I guess their one friend wanted to eat a vegetarian meal, so they managed to humour her or something. Thankfully the food had cooled down a lot by the time they got to the restaurant, so the smell didn’t travel. Still, it was an exercise in self control to keep enjoying my meal next to so many big bags of McDeath. Who the hell brings McDonald’s food into a vegetarian restaurant? I want to go to the “whatever the hell kind of store 15 year old girls shop at” store and read Popular Mechanics and fart a lot. Yeah, that’ll show ’em.