The alarm clock didn’t go off this morning, for reasons that I apparently thought were really funny. I usually get up at 6, but since I was up really late last night working on some newsletter stuff I was a bit happy to see the 7:34 on the clock this morning. I think it’d be highly profitable to start a company that specializes in shutting off your alarm clock when you least expect it. It’d be a subscription service, and there’d be no cancelling. Once you pay for the year you’re just guaranteed, say, 10 alarm malfunctions. We could use anything from power outages to enlisting the aid of ninjas to acheive this. I know I could use this, and I’m the essence of at least 30 target markets!