To be fair, I don’t know if they even serve dinner. Though maybe it’s a super-cool secret menu. If I owned a restaurant* I’d have a secret menu where you could order any item burned to a crisp, which would be extra funny because it’d be a raw foods place.
* Fun fact: I once wanted to open a juice bar called “Freshly Porn” but it turns out that a funny name isn’t a 1:1 replacement for a business plan. Though I suppose I could focus this so-called-by-me talent into a gig as a branding specialist for other companies with actual plans, but I suspect I’d save the really hilarious ones for myself, or at least that’d be my excuse for having zero sales of zingers like, uh, “Freshly Porn.” (Yeah, like I’m going to give away all my best ones in this post!)