Ok, I’m starting another business. It’s called “don’t buy what I buy”. This will be a newsletter for investors that basically says what stocks I’m going to buy in a given week, because watch out, they’re gonna drop heavily as soon as I do. Nope, not bitter, long term planning, oh yeah, I’ll be laughing in 2084. This concept seems to also apply to technology purchases at a rate that exceeds the industry norm. I have no choice but to conclude that I have incredible powers. Incredible bad shopping powers, but powers just the same. So yeah, watch your mailboxes for the “oh crap, he’s gonna buy…” newsletter. This way, I could actually make money from a lifetime of bad purchasing decisions, thus ensuring a cushy government job.