Today I felt too strong to safely carry my collection of lead lined pants to work. I was worried that I’d take a step that was too powerful, and they’d fly into the sun, blocking some crucial gamma ray that prevents us all from becoming as powerful as I am. We couldn’t have that! No sir! Anyway, after my leisurely five hour lunch, I signed up for dancing lessons. It turns out that I am too graceful, and the instructor wept for hours after witnessing me bend my supple frame to pick up a pack of genuine guacamole cookies.
That’s right, these entries are usually designed to make sense to one or two people, tops, and that includes myself. Y’all need to sign up for HT Pro, which includes the live video feed.
Other fun stuff today included grafitti patrol. Someone scrawled “touch her and your [sic] dead” on a bus shelter, and I spent a good part of my day trying to figure out what would happen to my dead if I did figure out who “her” was and decided to perform the act of the touch. It’s too bad the bus came before the vandal could complete the sentence. My dead will rise up as an invincible army? My dead will become cursed souls? It doesn’t matter a whole lot, because I don’t think I have any dead right now.
I do have possession of the souls of several tortured applications at work. Oddly, every “feature” that I’ve personally been involved in correcting this cycle has had to do with time functions. I didn’t invent all of the problems, but it’s like time is my Kryptonite. Maybe not the green one that kills me, but possibly something in a mauve.
Ok, I just found this link to classic videogame commercials over at Fimoculous, and it made me lust badly enough to go over and download the Real player. It’s asking me for an email address, I don’t want to give out a real one, so I make up “bozo@goo.com”. It’s already been used by someone else to get the player. Scary.
Anyway, just a short post tonight, what with me being so strong that the keyboard might shatter at my touch at any time and all. I got the new Giant Robot today, and now it’s competing with bozo@goomba.com’s videos, so yeah, I’ve got stuff to do.