I ran twelve blocks because you wanted a haircut

(well past midnight)
What the hell is knawing??

(21:07)
Possibly not my last entry for the night, but the secret puzzle letter must be posted to prevent anyone from knawing their hands off.

(13:54)
Almost forgot – The Golden Dogs CD release party tonight at the Cameron House! Show starts at 10, and I have not received any confirmation on the Hoegaarden-ness of the event, so you might just want to bring some crack. For the 99% of the people reading who are not in Toronto, you’ve still got 8 hours. There may be a small cover charge, but this is entirely justified as the band has a desire to purchase high intensity lasers and comical hats.

(6:18)
I was going to post this on VP, because it involves spearfishing, but it also involves another fascination of mine, drilling a hole through your head. Ever since that Ghostbusters line (“Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head” “That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me”), I’ve had this idea that since we only use something like 7% of our brains, there must be a few straight lines on wasted space that could be pierced, possibly with a laser to allow for cauterization. Sure, people mocked me, but my vision persisted, and now I feel a bit vindicated, although my access to head-drilling lasers is still on the sparse side. If only I’d paid more attention during my optics class…

Today’s secret puzzle letter is O.

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