Somehow I’ve managed to become the internet portal for gay dog information. At least, that’s what my access logs tell me, and Google backs me up. Maybe this is finally my ticket to dot com fame and fortune.
It turns that yesterday’s fears of science gone bad were not unfounded. I ended up clarifying things with a co-worker who told me about the morning TV news shows were talking about how diary products prevent diabetes. Actually, it wasn’t that bad, she read between the lines too. Neither of us could figure out how dairy products prevent obesity in fat people, because, you know, they’re fat, but that’s what the TV was saying, apparently. Ah, if only everyone followed the wisdom of TV Turnoff week. Actually, corporations should get behind that idea – it’d give them more opportunities to dump really bad news without fear of reprisal. Currently they have to wait for holiday weekends and stuff, but imagine if they had a whole week to play with! You’d think General Electric could really gain from a bunch of “go outside” ads on NBC…