Update: while I did in fact play some Tony Hawk, I did not actually have wine from the bottle. The cork broke, and during the painful and anxious removal process I got cork bits in the wine. Rather than chug it all back, I opted for the glass so I could remove the worst offenders, but I didn’t use a proper wine glass, so advantage Thrust! Sadly, I am now without a bottle topper, so I came precariously close to having to finish the bottle off, which wasn’t really on my list of things to do. I ended up rigging a temporary top for the bottle, which works, but I don’t think it could look dumber if I’d poured the stuff into a Tupperware container. This thought, of course, led me to the Tupperware web site, and their search tool didn’t find anything under “wine”, but the results page did give the following helpful tip: “Use a comma to separate capitalized names or phrases. For example: Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin.” Ok, the Tupperware site is suggesting some peculiar search terms… or are they? This is no doubt evidence of the greatest conspiracy ever.