Things I have learned on my vacation:
- This is my mom’s home page.
- While setting the Airport to use dialup was mostly painless, getting a 5 year old network card to work in a 4 year old computer with a 7 year old operating system was not, and there will be no happy mingling of Macs and PCs in the home this season.
- Sugar is tasty.
- You can search all you want in Toronto, but if you drive three hours, you can find four Vanilla Ice CDs in the same store. I went with the live album, because I figured it would provide the best picture of the man. Last Christmas was spent reading his biography (Ice by Ice), so this is really just continuing the trend.
- Things that make noise are the best presents, but if you’re going to give something that records voice memos, make sure you know how to erase your test messages before wrapping the present, or you risk having your girlfriend’s father ask what “mofo” means.
- The Vans Rowley XLTs look great, but there’s no way they’ll have your size when they’re half price. This is for your protection.
- I have two days to go.
Hope everyone’s having a good time wherever they are.